It includes the best quotes from The Office, voted on by fans. - I can do that. - Okay, good. Wait! The Office Quotes. Dwight: No, duh. So... you would be the Regional Manager, and the Assistant Regional Manager. "-Phyllis . I've actually been thinking that for a long time. But, uh, until then, I can hold my head up. You are no longer Big Tuna. I like to be liked. I would be the Secret Assistant Regional Manager. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. Michael: Do a poem for Meredith's birthday or uh, Limerick. He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. Office quote of the day, January 7th "Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy? Pick one: Jim - The Alliance. Jim and Karen are here, which is cute. And even though I came back, I just feel like I never really.. came back. What's the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks? The Office might be over but these Dwight Schrute quotes live on forever!!!!. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? Andy is your number two. There's too many people on this earth. Toby: Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick? - Good. Whenever Dwight would ask Jim if he wanted to be a part of some ridiculous plot that Dwight was getting up to, Jim would say, “absolutely I do.” RELATED: 20 Couples The Office Wants Us To Forget While this is a simple quote, it shows that Jim was great at making little things at the office fun and interesting. Because I have something no one else has. - Absolutely not. ... Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. We need a new plague. " The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… Michael Scott: I say, "You will miss our service, and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back." I shot him down, and then he did the same to me. Pam: You’re so much happier now. It includes the best quotes from The Office, voted on by fans. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified. 2. I'm the owner.. the co-owner. Obviously the person we hire is going to need to be here for the long haul. So, we have all night, where do you wanna go first? Andy: This guy looks like a real deviant. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott. 44 Dwight Schrute Quotes That You Should Absolutely Repeat In Your Office. Registered users can share favorite quotes and more through their own fan profile. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. And if they would, I do not do that thing. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter. Where will it all go wrong? Michael: I wasn’t. My brain. Michael: She made me do a lot of things I didn’t wanna do. I've read some of it. John Lamparski/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images. The Office Quotes is a fan site dedicated to NBC's The Office. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”- Michael Scott. 4. An office is a place for living life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.” “Do I need to be liked? Dwight: Of course you do, moon face. Last year, I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. Hell convention in town. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Michael will still not accept that there will be any staff cuts. "Why are there so many people here? 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